Merle Oberon's grave rolling*

Talentless bonebag Gemma Arterton has been cast as Cathy in a new film of Wuthering Heights.

Unfortunately, I will be unable to resist seeing the film, since Heathcliffe is being played by Ed Westwick.

I am full of pop culture rage.

*ok, Emily Bronte is probaby rolling in her grave too, but have you SEEN Merle Oberon?

And, for good measure, purr

I die

So, I'm obsessed with a tv programme I have only seen youtube clips of. And by "a tv programme" I of course mean one specific character. Chuck Bass from Gossip Girl.
And I am not alone. Blogs about Chuck Bass abound, include the fabulous What Chuck Wore by What Claudia Wore blog babe Kim Hutt.

If Kim updated What Chuck Wore more often, I would break the internet with my gawping and guffawing.

If someone had ever told me what the fuck Tumblr is, then maybs I'd not be so surprised to also find the delectable I'm Chuck Bass. Wake up. Drink coffee. Hit the shuffle button for hours. Bed.

This is the photo of my choice: SO HOT I DIE

Just in case you want to be like me, here are some youtubes that I have hand picked for your satiation:
So Makey Outy
Silver Bowtie Apocalypse
I went to Tuscany alone
Red tights and black onesie RAGE

Ok, so it's all Chuck and Blair making out. But that's pretty much the point of the whole thing.

Anyway, so, i was thinking, if you ahve any of it on dvd, hook a sister up!

What has become of me?....