I may be a colossal failure...

I'm gonna make up my own psychometric testing results. I've never done a psychometric test before, so I wouldn't know what the real results would look like. I assume they would look like this:

Jean Sergent, strengths and weaknesses:
Strengths:

• Nice
• Knows a thing or two
• Not psychotic

Weaknesses:

• Indecisive
• Slow on the uptake
• Easily distracted

That Facebook compare people application is doing my head in. Every day I get emails telling me I'm the best singer my friends know, but that I have a crap profile picture. So strange and meaningless. And yet, I shall not delete the application, because it is fun to compare my friends.
SO, if I'm gonna be happily comparing my friends, I must be content to be compared by them. Obviously. I really didn't need that capital so.

Also, I got one email saying that a friend had been comparing me, and that I'd been voted funnier than Hone Kouka

I have to change my gmail signature. For AGES now it has been "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome."
- Steve Zissou
But I think that's getting a little embarrassing...
Howevs, I have no imagination for new options.
Perhaps:

• Oh, Maneesha!
• Non-Stop Dancer
• If there's one thing I can't bear, it's when hundreds of old men come creeping in through the window in the middle of the night and throw all manner of garbage over me. I can't bear that.

Mmm, lists. I love a list, me.