Stealing to be cooler

I know, I'm a goober.
A thieving goober.
Just to emphasise y thievery, here is a perfect summation that I have stolen from my dear friend Nell:
"I am a huge dork. That takes up most of my time."

I get the rss feed of Dinosaur Comics everyday to my emails, and today there was a link to Juice Box Dot Com
And on Juice Box they do a Worst Mondays and Best Fridays thing.
And I wanna do it, cos I wanna be on juice box.
But I'm never gonna be on juice box.
Wah. Cry.
So I'm gonna do it here, thiefstyles:

Worst Monday:

Worst day-job
I guess it was the supermarket, though I didn't really hate it too bad. Although I'm slightly scarred, and couldn't stand to go into the places for a few years. Soul sucking nothingness is the core of supermarket human resources

Worst haircut
I've had some shockers, but they've always been only a little bit off. The little boy haircut I had when I was 10 was a mistake. And the blue hair dye that turned my hair actually grey was a bit of a downer, though incredibly funny for anyone that wasn't me.

Worst subculture
I don't know if there is a real subculture label for them, but people who read lolcats and then talk about them with others. "Hey, did you see that lolcat today, wasn't it amazing?" Fuck you, read a comic.

Worst date
Hrm. Umm. My boyfriend and I were approaching break-up point as it was, and he got out The Butterfly Effect for us to watch on "date night". We got 20 minutes in and I freaked out. We broke up the next day. Thanks, Ashton Kutcher.

Worst invention
Christmas.

Worst purchase
The two saris I bought in India this year. Even though the combined cost was probably less than $20, I will NEVER EVER WEAR THEM. Guaranteed.

Worst way to die
Overheating. Oh god that'd be terrible.

Best Friday:

Best injury
Taking a tumble from a ten foot wall at the age of 4 was pretty badass of me, especially because I SURVIVED. And now I have a wicked, non-disfiguring scar!

Best historical figure
Elizabeth Bathory. What an evil bitch. Bathing in the blood of virgins. You freak me out lady!!!

Best shirt
Oh, it's my Nick Cave tour t-shirt that I can't wear because it is too tiny, but I love to know it is there. I'm gonna turn it into a cushion one of these days and then I will cuddle it

Best thing to do with $20
2 bottles of Corbs and a walk to Mike's house

Best party trick
Being incredibly convivial and not remember a single embarrassing thing that you did

Best monster
There is no Dana. Only Zuul.

Best question ever asked of you in an interview. Now answer it:
Pfft, I've never been interviewed... Well, I have, but nothing springs to mind. What a downer.